Dibs

Police officers executing a search warrant last week at the public library in Norman, Oklahoma, discovered “nine unopened Trojan condoms; three opened Trojan condom wrappers; one green penis ring; one bottle KY liquid lubricant; DVD Young as they Cum; a quilt, fitted sheet, top sheet and two pillows; a book, The Secret Lives of Girls; a silver metal case containing 47 miscellaneous pornographic DVDs; and a box containing two artificial penises, two sex toys, Vaseline, Probe lubricant and one used condom,” according to the local paper, the Norman Transcript. The search was connected with the arrest of 42-year-old library employee Ganelon Grant Diers, who has been charged with raping a 13-year-old girl. “Police also confiscated more than 20 video discs, numerous DVD-R discs and floppy discs, an 80-gigabyte hard drive Grey Apple computer tower; a dozen blank or burned DVD-Rs, one DVC cartridge and digital media from several cameras. A total of approximately 1.25 terabytes of digital media has been seized as evidence in the case.” Well, sure he’s tech-savvy. He works in a world of information and words! “The allegations involve a 13-year-old girl who told police she’d met Diers on the Internet, that they’d been involved in a dating relationship since March and had been sexually involved on one occasion — the Fourth of July,” reports the Transcript. Way to sully our nation’s Independence Day, perv! “Police reportedly responded July 8 to the report of a disturbance at the girl’s home, to find her parents arguing with Diers. Police said Diers admitted picking up the girl at 2:30 a.m. and taking her home at 5 a.m., at which time he was confronted by her parents.” And he’d been keeping his “equipment” at his place of employment, home of thesauruses and Charlotte’s Web.