Dibs

Dibs! is still wondering what Lindsay Lohan is famous for doing. But life is just too short to undertake the research into this matter on a summer day. So, crassly joining the dogpile of reporters reporting on the actions (and even planned actions) of a puzzling figure who is famous for stuff, Dibs! would like to inform you that, according to a press release from the World Entertainment News Network, Lohan is about to be an author: “The 20-year-old is keen to shed her image as a child actress and plans to show off a new raunchy side to her personality in the book, which will be called NARCISSIST.” Hmmm. It’s “a new book of sexy snaps of herself, in a bid to transform her from teen star to Hollywood icon…. She says, ‘It’s my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they’re not fake. I think a woman’s body is so much more sensual than a man’s. I’m not saying strip off all your clothes, but there are certain photos I like people taking of me, where I’m comfortable.’”