Dibs

We’ve already told you about Stephen Baldwin’s born-again memoir. But who knew that the whole Baldwin fam-damn-ily was harboring a lit lust? Alec Baldwin wants to publish a book, A Promise to Ourselves, about his messy divorce from Kim Basinger. But the blonde My Stepmother Is an Alien star filed a motion earlier this year to stop her ex from attaining his authorial dream. He claimed to be writing it as a helpful guide for others struggling with divorce and custody tangles, and to expose the legal system’s anti-dad bias. She claimed it would be an exposé. The artillery increased last week when during yet another hearing a Superior Court commissioner said she wanted a trained psychologist to examine Baldwin and determine whether he has been trying to brainwash the couple’s daughter, Ireland, against Basinger. (How? By making her repeat over and over, “In Wayne’s World 2, Mommy played a character named Honey Hornée”?)