Dibs

“Ambassador Osama bin Laden” is welcomed with open arms to New York City in a crazed fantasy-future America that suffers under “oppression by ultra-liberal extremists” who let the United Nations control the US government. Osama secretly plans to nuke the Big Apple on 9/11’s twentieth anniversary. Who can save us? Only a biomechanically engineered Sean Hannity, Oliver North and G. Gordon Liddy, that’s who! Along with superhot chicks and buffed-out hunks, the trio battles wussy doves and international evil in Liberality for All, billed as “the first comic-book series directly marketed to the ‘vast right-wing’ audience.” Created and written by Mike Mackey of ACC Studios, with cover artwork by Dungeons and Dragons fantasy master Larry Elmore and interior art by Donny Lin, “this action-packed, patriotic knee in the groin to the embodiment of the ultra-left is a blatant satire of liberalism,” according to a press release from ACC Studios, which is donating 100 percent of its Web site’s proceeds to earthquake relief efforts in Bantul, Indonesia, home of artist Lin: “When we heard that the quake was in Bantul, we immediately tried to contact our artist. When we discovered Donny and his family were alive and uninjured, he proceeded to relate his ‘on the ground’ account of the carnage: Dead bodies along the roadside, injured desperate for treatment, homeless seeking shelter, hungry seeking food, loved ones mourning their dead… Entire villages totally flattened…. We proposed to Donny that we donate funds from our website to his family, he selflessly told us that there were others in greater need, so it was decided that all donations go to two local Catholic churches in Bantul currently embedded in the relief effort.” Keep America radioactivity-free with Sean, Ollie and G.!